Hello. For those of you who have been shown, heard about or have otherwise stumbled across this site, allow me to introduce myself, the one and only MATTDADDY (or DADDYMATT, if you prefer). I am not the oldest or the youngest of the clan, I am not the most daring or the most street-smart (I’m the least, actually). I am however, the most book smart of the bunch. I like to take things apart and know how they work, and that’s why I’m studying Engineering. There’s nothing I like better than a challenging physics problem, (well, maybe a little action in the back of my big-ass caddy would beat the physics) one that no one else knows how to do, but seems perfectly clear to me. While being blessed with an above average noggin, I’m the most gullible, naive mother f***er you’ll ever meet. I’ll believe anything if you say it like you mean it. I’m also the one everybody turns to when they need a loan, even though I’m a far cry from what one would call financially “well-off”. I hardly ever see the money again after I lend it, but easy come, easy go. Friends are more important (and brothers, Brad is mine by the way). I’m also the only one of Dave’s friends that has not required the legal council of his father. every other friend of Dave’s has hired his dad for something ( mostly speeding tickets, assault with a deadly weapon, you know, the “usual).

In case you were wondering if I have a girlfriend and if I’d mention her, the answer is yes. Her name is Amy and we’ve been going out for over 18 months and I love her very much. I’m including our prom picture, and hopefully Leo will post it so that you all can see what a fox she is ( although she doesn’t think she is. You know how girls are ). I think that I should mention her a little more so that she can feel how much I truly appreciate her. Here goes: Amy Amy Amy Amy, and did I mention her name is Amy.

Finally, before I leave, let me leave you with my favorite little pearl of knowledge: “GIVE a man a fish and you’ve fed him for a day. But TEACH a man to fish, and you’ve fed him for a lifetime” Knowledge is power. You’re not always helping by just giving. Sometimes you actually dig a person deeper into the hole that they’re already in. That’s not to say that you shouldn’t give. Just to give of your knowledge as well as your possessions.

Thank You, and Good Night,